Happy New year funkateers!
Our Father, who lays down funk. Wobbly is thy bass. Thy set time will come. Bangers will be spun in thy fields, clubs, and heaven. Give us this night of funky breaks. And forgive us of jives, as we forgive those who jive against us. Lead us no into temptation, and deliver us from EDM. For your is the rhythm, wobble, and the funk. Forever and ever.